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Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Captain Hook Retires

Upon the poop deck it was plain to perceive
The sea was just a wetter version of the sky,
Below he bellowed commands to his crew
And they moved with much purpose and skill
Within the sail rigging and about the ship

He was in his element plotting revenge,
Thinking he would have forever in Neverland
To study his trusty dog-eared maps
And hatch schemes against Peter Pan
But he was forced to retire to Arizona.

When he failed to read the fine print
On his piracy contract it spelled his doom
One small clerical error had done him in
He failed to file every other thousand years
And was replaced with dopey first mate

On his wall a dueling sword gathers dust
For poker games replaced his old reprisals
He lives in a western ranch house now
His new rocky seas are mountain ranges
With succulent cacti scattered in-between

Being landlocked he has lost his sea legs
For the only swaying was the gait of his horse
Muddy cowhands replaced salty sailors
And being stationary was his only course.
His one concession was buried treasure

Of Spanish doubloons and jeweled goblets
I wouldn’t cross him and steal his plunder
The question if Hook will kill is a certain bet
Not with a sword or by walking a plank
For he has gotten good with a six shooter

And it won’t be loaded with blanks

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